Has anybody heard if people do toenail replacement surgery in London??

noHas anybody heard if people do toenail replacement surgery in London??
Yes, there's this little shop over in Picadodo Square that replaces missing toenails with those from enraged gibbons who have had theirs pulled out by the roots - you see, that's why they're enraged. Then they staple them to your toes. It's all very quick and painless if you're braindead like most people are.Has anybody heard if people do toenail replacement surgery in London??
Why?